I am getting fixed tomorrow

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 11/29/2016 at 12:50 • Filed to: None

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I’ll be on some pretty potent Valium so that’ll be nice. I’ll make sure to post some pictures and drug addled ramblings for you guys. 

PowderHound > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 12:51

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... Do we really need pictures of that?

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 12:53

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We don’t need the pictures.

Spaceball-Two > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 12:53

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Do you have to wear the cone of shame?

CalzoneGolem > PowderHound 11/29/2016 at 12:55

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Yes. Yes, you do.

CalzoneGolem > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 11/29/2016 at 12:55

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Need < Want

CalzoneGolem > Spaceball-Two 11/29/2016 at 12:56

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Since my spine has been bolted together I’m not limber enough for it to really be an issue.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 12:56

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I don’t want them either.

CalzoneGolem > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 11/29/2016 at 12:57

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idontbelieveyou.gif

Nibby > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 12:57

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I want them.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 13:01

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See if they’ll put a hydraulic section in so you can vary your height by 2" at the press of a button.

Nerves are stretchy, right?

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 13:01

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I hope for your sake you don’t have any complications. I got fixed last year and though the surgery was over quick, took only local anesthetics, and I was back to work the Monday after, I swelled up like a pair of softballs and had to get some antiinflammatories prescribed as well as a bag of frozen peas to get the softballs back down to golf balls size.

That was TWO WEEKS after surgery. Not uncommon, I was told, but it does happen.

Fun times were had Googling other’s post-op symptoms. There was one guy who was back to whackin’ it the day after.

Future next gen S2000 owner > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 13:03

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Are you broken?

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 13:04

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ohhellno.gif

McMike > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 13:05

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Brian, The Life of > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 13:06

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You’ll need two of them

random001 > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 13:14

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Had that done a few months ago. My doc did not give me valium, or anything ahead of time. The bastard.

vicali > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 13:27

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Best part; Hitting the drive thru on the way home and ordering one of everything.. followed by two days on the couch.

Worst part; Nurses running these-

shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 13:27

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I got fixed back in August. They put me under for it for a couple of reasons. Man was that a weird experience.

CalzoneGolem > Future next gen S2000 owner 11/29/2016 at 13:28

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Emotionally.

CalzoneGolem > Nibby 11/29/2016 at 13:29

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I know you do buddy.

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 11/29/2016 at 13:31

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My wife works in ultrasound so she sees some of the complications. Much less complications for men getting fixed than women.

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 13:34

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Agreed. That’s why I got snipped instead of my wife trying the umteenth version of birth control.

Plus I can skeet all over everything now and no babies will be born!

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/29/2016 at 13:39

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I’ve already talked to them about it and they said “it’s not possible”

Whatever guys.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 13:41

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What I’m hearing is, to improve your cyberspine, your sex life, and maybe even your running speed and eyesight, you’re going to need more money and more experimental shit. Like, about six million worth.

Either that or better living through cadaver flesh. I hear there’s this Fronkensteen guy...

CalzoneGolem > random001 11/29/2016 at 13:45

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What did he do? Stomp on your foot so you’d be distracted?

CalzoneGolem > vicali 11/29/2016 at 13:46

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Oh no, I have to shave all up myself and if I don’t do a good enough job they might refuse to do the procedure.

CalzoneGolem > shop-teacher 11/29/2016 at 13:46

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It was nuts?

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 11/29/2016 at 13:47

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I have no idea what’s going on there but I am not watching that video.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/29/2016 at 13:48

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better living through cadaver flesh

I’m subscribed to this magazine.

random001 > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 13:50

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There were lots of shots involved...

RallyWrench > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 13:51

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Make sure you actually rest afterward. My Friday scheduling was forced up due to bullshit insurance, so I had to work the following two days, and it hurt for most of two weeks afterward. All in all not a bad experience though, much better than the horror stories out there.

CalzoneGolem > random001 11/29/2016 at 13:52

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Was this procedure done in an alley?

CalzoneGolem > RallyWrench 11/29/2016 at 13:53

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I’ve got the day of and the next day off. Also I just sit in my arse at work all day anyways.

random001 > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 13:54

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It was not. An actual Doctors Office, with an actual doctor.

Ohio is on a major prescription drug freeze. We have a major run on addicts right now, that’s all I can figure. I had surgery on my kidney a week ago, and I didn’t even get great painkillers.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 13:55

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Death bringing more meaning to life, man - it’s like profound or something. Cannibalism is of course more direct but less enduring.

CalzoneGolem > random001 11/29/2016 at 13:58

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That sucks. I get one Valium. I tried to order a dozen.

vicali > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 13:59

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Yeah that’s what they told me too, then I got in there and the nurse said (and I quote); “For someone who shaves their face everyday you did a terrible job”.. they were a bunch of jokers for sure.. haha.

Big picture it’s not a big deal, pretty fast procedure, and my recovery was easy. After going through the experience of having two kids we’ve got nothing to complain about.

shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 14:00

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Multiple nuts were had.

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 14:00

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Its NSFW but okay

CalzoneGolem > vicali 11/29/2016 at 14:01

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Better than them saying, “For having such a small area to shave ...”

Easily less painful than having another child haha.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 15:00

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Did it a few years ago. Was up and about that night. Felt weird for a couple of days, but no real pain to speak of. Guess I got lucky....

CalzoneGolem > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 11/29/2016 at 15:05

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This seems to be the norm and I’m hoping for the same for me.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 15:16

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Worst part about it was the fact that the Doctor’s assistant was smoking hot. Not exactly a time where you’re putting your best foot forward if you catch my drift. Naturally my wife thought this was hilarious.

Future next gen S2000 owner > CalzoneGolem 11/29/2016 at 15:34

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I solve all my problems with beer.

or tequila

or bourbon.

CalzoneGolem > Future next gen S2000 owner 11/29/2016 at 16:11

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Porque no los tres?